Fake News

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.

'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'

by 512 GB April 25, 2020

New balance Puerto Rican

Generally a Puerto Rican from the Bronx containing lack of “drip” or “swag”.
Usually wearing clothes that could be found in the display or V.i.m. Bootcut jeans with Rips and fitted hats with atrocious logos.l such as “Bronx hustler” or “Grind”..

Jose:Hey you heard that new Pete powerz I think that niggas fly.
Manio: I think that nigga a new balance Puerto Rican.

by Mr Milk February 10, 2020

New York

Famous american city, also known as the non-capital of the United States. It isn't the capital of the New York State too.

-Well, Timmy, do you know wich is the capital of the United States?
-Of course, it's New York!
-Sorry, wrong answer

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.

"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"

by ChaoTato May 5, 2020

New born horsed

South African slang for getting very drunk or high

Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.

by Deringian May 12, 2020

new word

when there is nothing to type in the search bar and boredom reaches it's maximum level, the stupidity created as a result of these conditions allows people to think there is an actual definition for a random phrase like '"new word'"

idiot 1 - "bro i'm dying of boredom!"
idiot 2 - " have you searched for 'new word' in Urban dictionary?
idiot 1 - "no"
idiot 1 - "bruh. then you ain't even close to dying of boredom!"

by mike123amike123b June 4, 2020

Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020