Put One Up Top

To take a dump in the tank part of a toilet. Usually done as a sick prank or a means of revenge

John totally dissed me so I went to his bathroom and Put One Up Top!!!

by R-Dickulous October 18, 2020

One-man Conference Room

A very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. The walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. A roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. Very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. Rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.

John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.

Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?

John: No it is a sit-down meeting.

Later...

Joe: How did your meeting go?

John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.

by Paper Pusher October 13, 2011

Fuuta (the one from twitter)

Fuuta means goofy. It can be used for real people or inanimate objects.

Example a.
Person 1: "You're looking very Fuuta (the one from twitter) today"
Person 2: "That's mean"

Example b.
Person 1: "That painting looks Fuuta (the one from twitter)"

by Mlnonaraidate July 18, 2022

Parkjongseong number one fan

Park jongseongs number one fan is the one and only heterosexual4jay she is the definition of jays number one fan you search up jay and she pops up right next to him 😂💯

Heterosexual4jay is parkjongseong number one fan

Parkjongseong number one fan heterosexual4jay

by JASS4L January 16, 2022

One clean fell swoop

When 5 or more employees of the same company are being fired simultaneously on Zoom.

At better.com the CEO recently had no time to call his employees into his office . He chose to perform the one clean fell swoop treatment on 900 employees.

by Sexydimma December 25, 2021

launch the rocket with one engine

When a man with one testicle is able to ejaculate.

This is the first time after my orchiectomy that I was able to launch the rocket with one engine.

by Mattcguy June 16, 2023

Two Dudes One Toilet

When two piss drunk best friends need to puke, but there's only one toilet, and so little time.

"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"

Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.

by Drunken Bastard June 21, 2021