muscle joe

A man with lots of muscle. typically named Joe but for any man that's shorter then 5'9, usually a tool/dick head on a scale of 1-10 he's a 5 but his muscles bring him up to a low 8. Damn muscle Joe.

Did you see that ripped short guy? What a muscle Joe

by Jazzy77456 April 11, 2016

Rusty-joe

Great guy can be an ass sometimes but then makes up for it

that guy is such a rusty-joe

by dbdeshadowmifwa July 14, 2017

Slippy Joe's

The husband of the lunch lady, trying to hold on while she gushes..

Yo dawg, that girl's hot, you know her?

Yeah, she's Slippy Joe's.

by JackTrades July 31, 2019

Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.

Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?

by CutiePatootiePie January 23, 2025

Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.

Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro

by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024

Joe Duffy

A Man who wants badly to be accepted into D4 / South Dublin / English high society or culture and will mock all other irish communities

Did you see joe Duffy wearing a top hat to the races

by Realnorthdublin August 26, 2022

Joe-Hawk

A hairstyle commonly worn by CTY Res life staff, it invokes the style of hard-rock and Punk, within in a contemporary and more simplistic setting. The Joe-Hawk is often considered the pinnacle of hair styling for those who have been blessed to have seen it. It is gelled up in the front to form a peak of greatness, followed by flowing streaks of a well groomed mane.

Guy 1: Who and what was that?
Guy 2: Shoot fool that was Jack the coolest guy around rocking the Joe-Hawk.
Guy1: Awesome

by JoeHawk140 July 12, 2010