Doing an Ares

Excusing unexcusable actions and trying to find a positive in situations without and positive outcome

"He is trying to excuse his 'friend's behaviour again, he is doing an Ares"

by CoolingDown May 19, 2025

how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

Doing a Dahmer

Eating someone out

Bro did you hear that Jacob’s doing a Dahmer tonight?

by showdoe September 4, 2023

do the Jubb

To have vigorous sex while both partners call out a hall-mate's name.

"My mate is really bugging me I know let's do the Jubb tonight that'll teach him"

by viper1989 March 23, 2009

It do go down

Usually has "I showed them" before it but it may change depending on past, present, or future tense.

Definition;
A phrase normally used when proving someone wrong.

Past Tense;
In the past tense, it can only be used when telling the story of you doing so to someone.

Present Tense;
In the present tense, it's telling another person/party, that you are currently in an argument with someone and proving them wrong.

Future Tense;
In the future tense, it's telling someone you are going to go prove someone wrong because of their false statement.

Past Tense;
"So what happened?"
"After they dropped the weapon, I showed them it do go down"

Present Tense;
"Why are you late? We've been waiting for you for the past 10 minutes"
"Sorry, I'm showing someone it do go down"

Future Tense;
"Ugh, that person is so wrong about (topic here), I'm gonna show them it do go down"

by Kammall0 February 8, 2022

doing a deighton

When you take tossing it off at work to the next level usually on the phone to the wife.

Barry "Hey John look at that fat lazy cunt on his phone again it's no wonder he gets nothing done at work."
John "Yeah barry hes Doing a Deighton he's lost every job he's ever had for being a lazy bastard"

by LEWIS SIMPSON May 6, 2018

What was i doing again

A question you ask yourself after you come back to your room, sit down and think about what you were doing before you went away

Person: *enters their room and sits down.*
Person: what was i doing again

by MissRubberDuck December 12, 2023