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Too White

Typically used by white males or people who have seen it all and just like mocking sheltered people.

Kids (white and minority alike) born 2000 and after have an obsession with U.S. black culture and generally shun the "whitest of the white." But when someone is "too white" it usually just means they are socially awkward, out of touch with modern culture, had a really sheltered and innocent upbringing, or do stereotypically white things like clap after the plane lands or say "Yello!" when they answer the phone.
James: *farts*
Connor (an 18-year-old man): Pee-yoo!
James: Oh my god Connor, you're too white!
by sham selton September 20, 2020
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Useless white crayon

You blacks are stupid said the racist, SHUT THE FUCK UP U USELESS WHITE CRAYON.
by Raggedy hoes February 11, 2021
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white girl sandy

Ken the user: Hey man have you seen that white girl sandy?
Kens drug dealer (that's on speed dial): ya man, she's with me. I'll bring her by to see you in a few.
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white-boy shoulders

A racially offensive term used to describe weak or narrow shoulders on men of any race.
Does he fight?
Na, he's got white-boy shoulders.
by hearditonthestreet May 17, 2007
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Stupid White Men

Some book from Michael Moore which I don't care to read. But with a name like that, well, seriously! Holy shit is he outta his mind? As if he isn't already? Now I'm not only questioning what his nationality is, but what his color is! White, isn't it?

As funny as it looks and sounds, it's so oxymoronic, don'tcha think?
"Michael Moore proves that being anti-white isn't racist....it's popular!"
-some dude who posted a definition of Michael Moore

"Although Michael Moore is white, he'll still be raped by the KKK because he's anti-white."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
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White People Movie

A movie that contains content only entertaining or appealing to white people. Also comedies that are too smart for other races to understand.
Slayer fan 1: My black friend slept over once and we watched office space. He didn't find it funny at all.

Slayer fan 2: I guess it is a white people movie.
by Spawn of Satan666 June 29, 2009
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white girl swag

When a girl thinks she's black and tries to have swag but fails because she's too white. Usually stylized as #WhiteGirlSwag
Girl 1: Yo, I saw this chick with a huge booty last night.
Girl 2: #WhiteGirlSwag
Girl 1: What are you talking about, bro?
Girl 2: #WhiteGirlSwag
Girl 1: Yo, white girl swag? Quit playin'.
Girl 2: #WhiteGirlSwag
Girl 3: #WhiteGirlSwag
Boy 1: #WhiteGirlSwag
Everyone: #WhiteGirlSwag
by failswagbroski September 1, 2012
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