Mini corn dogging

To be mini corn dogging is to have a penis that is the size of a mini corn dog. Aka a tiny penis.

Guy 1: Did you hear that all these years Charlie has been mini corn dogging it?

Guy 2: Omg! I knew all those steroids would catch up to him!

by Random rawdog July 2, 2011

Kensington Cheese Dog

A Kensington Cheese Dog is a hot dog with a surprising used condom hidden inside. These can often be found in the Kensington section of Philadelphia where they originated. Up until 2009, they were always consumed by mistake, until the population of Kensington began to enjoy them so much that they became a regular item on menus in the area.

*IMPORTANT* These are not to be confused with fortune cookies that have used condoms hidden inside found at Chinese restaurants in the area. These are known as Chinese Oreos.

"How you doin'? Gimme a Kensington Cheese Dog with extra cheese, hold the rubber."

by NGC316 February 4, 2010

Trouser Chili Dog

A trouser chili dog is created when a guy accidentally diarrhea's his jeans and gets some on his plumper.

Alt. The "end" result of anal sex with a diarrhea sufferer.

Bob got really drunk at the frat party and served himself a double helping of trouser chili dog.

alt. Tom was taking it in the ass and left Sam with a trouser chili dog as a gift.

by hobotronic2037 February 27, 2011

Soggy hot dog

N.-

A wet penis, soaked with ejaculate or lube, between two butt cheeks, male or female.

N.-

A bedraggled penis

Officer Julian relieved Officer Joe of his duties after giving him a soggy hot dog.

by xzero1500 September 4, 2014

dog on yo face

When having sex with a female, the placing of a stuffed dog of moderate size on the face of the female.

1. Joanna got dog on yo face today.
2. DOG ON YO FACE!!!!

by squiggles bear May 30, 2010

Triple dog lick

The triple dog lick, sexual technique is one that is unmatched in power and emotion. This secret technique, once learned the meaning, it cannot be told or taught to anyone except once a month(The 11th of the month, preferably.) you could only teach it to one person a month as well.
This the the craziest sex move that exists today, and possibly for all time. The effort it takes to learn how to do this sexual experience is practically impossible, and extreme. People who learn what it means and how to do it must honor the code of the triple dog lick, and not spread it

Yo did you triple dog lick last night??
Are you kidding me! that could kill a man! dangerous stuff bro!

by Kingshlong1 March 17, 2009

Mexican chili dog

To shit on a woman's boobs and then tity fuck her

Hey Dad can I get the Mexican chili dog

by Justin Beiber. The true April 12, 2011