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Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
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Person 1 "The retarded looking one"
Person 2 "Oh u mean Barry Joe Mama"
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Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"
HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
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HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
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