National Take your opp out day

A day when you take your opp out for food and be nice to eachother, then y’all can beef after the day ends

national take your opp out day: A day where you take your opp out for food and be nice

by Yunginn August 3, 2022

National Stop making fake Holidays Day

Every day of the year. Stop.

Definition: National stop making fake Holidays Day
Use:
Person 1: Today is national people who are 6'0 and have black hair day! Because I said it is!
Person 2: No.

by makeitnow December 6, 2020

national give your husband a blowjob day

December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.

Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day

by The man the myth the legend December 5, 2017

National have sex with your ex day

National have sex with your ex is on March 23 where you get to having sex to celebrate March 23 and just have a great time by just fucking.

Oh yes it’s National have sex with your ex day, March 23 , time to text that big booty bitch ;)

by National fuck your ex March 23, 2021

June 21 national hardcore sex day

June 21 national hardcore sex day definition Where you fuck so hardcore and make her squirt everywhere 😝💦👅 only on June 21 you can fuck the shit out of your girlfriends

June 21 national hardcore sex day definition I fucked her so hard she couldn’t even walk straight?!?! 👅💦 Girls be prepared!!! that features detailed depictions of sexual organs or

sexual acts such as vaginal, anal or oral intercourse, fingering, anilingus, ejaculation,
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by 👅1👅1👅1 June 21, 2021

national ask your best friend out

Ask your best friend that you have a crush out day!

You: “hey how you doing” keep it simple like friend related then wait for them to respond them:“hey,I’m doing good how about you”you: “I’m doing good can I tell you something? Them: “yes what is it?” You: do I have this crush but don’t know how to tell him/her” them: “just tell him/her that you like them” you: ok then I like you and I have feelings for you!” It’s national ask your best friend out day!!

by Emma rancagua November 13, 2020

National beat your dog day

April 13th is national beat your dog day, this is a day where you beat your dog to near death.

Grab that wiener dog by its back legs and find a tree, it's national beat your dog day.

by Wiener dog May 25, 2018