Johned

When a friend says they will be on a game or will be somewhere then ghosts.

“Bro did you game with him last night?”
“No i got Johned again”

by Dangetjohn February 3, 2026

Senator John 'Kneeling' Kennedy

The old reprobate Senator from Louisiana who kneels down and supports anything MAGAt proposes.

There goes old fart Senator John 'Kneeling' Kennedy, once again support the corrupt MAGAt agenda, breaking his vows to support and defend the Constitution of the United States.

by LaughingAloud February 10, 2026

John Get The Hummus

John Kiriakou a former CIA agent and a whistleblower, describes the interrogation methods used by the CIA to get important terrorists and prisoners to confess including torture such as sleep deprivation, loud noise, waterboarding and refers that most were methods were illegal and weren't approved by the Secretary of Justice or the president.

*One of the ways he referred "You can't just put hummus up someone's rectum".

"John Get the Hummus, this guy ain't confessing to none"
"You can't just put Hummus up someone's rectum, that's illegal"

by UrbanUzer February 15, 2026