Arizona Hot Pocket

An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.

The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.

Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!

by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009

Tennesse Hot Stick

When one is engaging in anal intercourse with a woman and chewing tabacco at the same time (naturally) and then one pulls out, spits chew on their shaft and head, and then re-inserts. Thus resulting in a spicy sensation.

Yo bro, did you hear that chick screaming last night? I totally gave her a Tennesse Hot Stick. Hell, rectum? Damn near killed em.

by The Hot Stickies July 16, 2009

hot tub baby

The product of the belief in a certain urban legend: that having sex in a hot tub makes it impossible for you to become pregnant.

If an individual is unintelligent enough to believe this, they deserve to be unexpectedly pregnant. However, this just means that the population of stupidity will grow, due to stupid people having tons of babies.

It is supposed that a child stemming from this type of conception will be born to ridiculous parents and grow up to be completely lame itself.

1. "What a stupid thing to say! You are such a hot tub baby!"

2. "omg, typos galore, I feel like such a hot tub baby."

by boy_wonder April 7, 2008

hot pocket

A sexual move two couples do when a male takes a dump on the girls pussy and fucks it known as the hot pocket.

hey bro have you done a hot pocket yet to your girl?

by angie278 July 6, 2010

hot dog

A dog penis.
Not taken with mustard or anything of the sort.

The reproductive organ of a dog.

A wigger bent over and let a dog mount and knot in his asshole.

by Me October 10, 2004

red hot screamers

An especially painful case of diarrhea associated with mass consumption of alcohol and Mexican food. Also known as cactus ass.

Wow! That dinner party last night left me with a scorching case of the red hot screamers!

by Big_BWFTX January 21, 2010

Its To hot to drive

Its to to hot to drive is just a saying meaning its so hot outside that its to hot to drive let alone walk or bike. Meaning its almost to hot to even go out period.

"I was driving out to the strip club and if it wasn't for those very sexy men I wouldn't have even drove up there cuz its to hot to drive"

by Jasmo June 4, 2009