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poop or get off the fence

Accidental combination of two cliches. See "Shit or get off the pot" and "On the fence"

In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.
You've been struggling with this decision for awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?
by Smileydean7 March 17, 2014
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Can I get fries with that

A stupid question to ridicule a stupid offer, like a pushy salesperson, like they're working at a fast food drive up window...as opposed to "bite me, Biach"
She wanted me to fuck her, but I just asked her, "Can I get fries with that?"
by NWA10000 January 15, 2015
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We get it you vape

A phrase used to tell people who are showing off doing exquisite things
‘Drinks alcohol in front of everyone
‘Yo we get it you vape stop tryna show off
by jackalretard May 22, 2018
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Get your hat nailed on

You're going to get your hat nailed on when you buy this car.
by ScarboroughPeel December 13, 2017
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tapping tip to getting limp

sexual intercourse or having sex so much that the girl or man can’t walk straight
Yo my friend was at this guys house and she was tapping tip to getting limp!!!
by Honeymoney* November 25, 2017
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get off my pussy

used to tell someone to leave you alone or to shut the fuck up
“dave wont get off my pussy
by priscilla renteria May 11, 2018
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Put out or get out

If you don’t have intentions fucking, you should just get out
I was with Erin the other day and she was being really stubborn with that pussy so I told her to either “put out or get out”
by Crazyjeffaa716 November 28, 2018
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