Ho jacked

When your woman leaves you and takes stuff she is not entitled to.

Couldn't listen to music today because my stereo got ho jacked.

by VmaxKevin May 20, 2019

Jack

A fat boy who likes to run people down but gets mad when people run him down back. He likes boys but does not want to come out of the closet yet. He always says "Fucking cunt" when he rages playing games. He also steals his sisters money to buy pizza at midnight.

"Jack is so rude and annoying."

by anonymouslilfucker May 20, 2019

Jack

Jacks (Banners) are specimens of a high land mass of about 1 tonne. They are prone to offer everyone on but never follow up on it. Also he has shit house parties.

Why, Jack sure is looking fat today.

by Banner has a big chin February 20, 2019

Jack

Watch you children around this mountain of a man. His arms are as big as tree trunks. Loves girls from Fermanagh. Seen the most often prowelling around the streets of Lahinch. He also finds kids on his favorite platform, Roblox

My daughter just got kidnapped by Jack

by AboiMattBoi February 21, 2019

Pussy Jacked

Someone who appears to be very muscular but will most definitely lose in a fight. This person appears to be fit and fight worthy but would back down if approached.

Someone wanted to fight Randy at the saloon but he is Pussy Jacked so he declined.

by dicklessnickless February 27, 2019

Jack

is either a lemur or a turtle depending on his mood, enjoys retaliating against retards and studying the economy. big leemy is a huge beast commonly seen with large eyebrows, not to be confused with papa leemy who works with angle and völkers

“is that jack being a lemur or a turtle” “depends on if hes retaliating”

by Papercup42 February 27, 2019

Jack

Ur bad at soccer

Your are bad at Soccer Jack.

by LilDickyboiGang March 1, 2019