The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.
Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.
Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal
Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal
by British Gal 1973 June 11, 2022
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.
Dave: "NICE!!"
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.
Dave: "NICE!!"
by Rock it February 15, 2010
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* on phone* "Yo, Jake and I totally pulled a Mississippi Mug Dog last night. It was amazing, you should try it. Yeah, ok, love you too mom."
by MindOverModder October 8, 2017
Get the Mississippi Mug Dog mug.When you are prairie dogging and extraordinarily large, girthy turd and you watch go in and out with a hand mirror.
I used my sister’s hand mirror last night to do the Texas prairie dog.
That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.
That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
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by Semicolon Leftbracket September 28, 2009
Get the Side Undy Dog mug.used to insult someone that just roasted you with the your dad lesbian comeback.
an excellent counter attack that might save your life
an excellent counter attack that might save your life
by saltysoldierr March 14, 2018
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I was stuck being Joe's seeing high dog when he ripped the bong a few too many times. I didn't even get to smoke.
by GimmeYourFruitCocktail November 13, 2011
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