If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*
Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*
Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
Get the Joe Mamamug. Teacher: (calling atendance) Bobby, and Sue! Did I miss anyone?
Kid: Yeah you missed Joe.... JOE MAMA! HA!
All the other kids: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Kid: Yeah you missed Joe.... JOE MAMA! HA!
All the other kids: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
by Joe MAMA!!! HA October 24, 2019
Get the Joemug. The mother of Joe thats it just his mother the person that ripped her vagina wide open just to name her son Joe what the fuck
by Pplick November 7, 2020
Get the Joe Mamamug. 
by Lolipoly November 28, 2018
Get the flowy joemug. The nicest man you can ever meet! He'll help you when you need someone, and expects nothing in return. He truly is a great friend!
by thepaintrain213 September 19, 2022
Get the Joemug. When a friend says that they will join you for some local Chinese cuisine but then they say no at the last minute.
11:32 am - Person 1: Hey Person 2, how about some Chinese food with me and the gang? Some good ol' Chinois.
11:33 am - Person 2 Sure thing chicken wing.
4:32 pm - Person 2: Hey fellas, i'm not coming any more.
Person 1: Hey man, that's pulling a Joe
11:33 am - Person 2 Sure thing chicken wing.
4:32 pm - Person 2: Hey fellas, i'm not coming any more.
Person 1: Hey man, that's pulling a Joe
by DJLongSchlong February 10, 2018
Get the Pulling a Joemug.