cats

hell, when mad.

OH GOD MEH CATS ARE MAD HELLLPPP

by HEHE I STOLE HER UWUS May 30, 2019

Cats

one of the WORST plays to exist

weird person: hey you want to go see Cats with me ?
alanna: I’m no longer friends with you

by LexIsBored April 15, 2021

cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me

random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what

by B_ R_ U_ H October 28, 2021

cat boner

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick

I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies

by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022

Feral cat blood

An attractive but mentally unstable female using her menstrual blood as paint.

I came home to find my now ex girlfriend finger painting with "Feral Cat Blood". She said it was part of a Voodoo spell to make me fall in love with her.

by Menace the solicitor September 30, 2025

catted

catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)

i smoked so much, i’m catted.

her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted

by definecatted January 13, 2021

cat

NOUN
a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractable claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.
synonyms:
feline · Tiddles · Tibbles · tom · more
informal
NORTH AMERICAN
(especially among jazz enthusiasts) a man.
"this West Coast cat had managed him since the early 80s" · more
historical
a short tapered stick used in the game of tipcat.

my cat

by Shurker omaar November 23, 2021