Eat My Butt

A phrase used to disregard what someone says; Used when you have no earthly idea of how to respond; a come back.

Man: "I know I made a mistake calling you a fat oaf, but you should really forgive me. I'm your Dad!"
Girl: "Well you know what, Dad. Eat my butt."

by Hayyy February 5, 2008

butt dart champion

the act of being very, very gay whilst being very, very good at it.

yo, what's up with captain sequin shoes?

dunno, maybe he's a bit touched.

or maybe he's a little butt dart champion.

by stu in the zoo May 5, 2006

butt ass cold

The coldest of cold. Colder than butt ass freezing.When you walk outside and you want to cry from the wind and cold temperatures.

Do I have to walk the dog? It's butt ass cold out there.

by Zildjian01 June 21, 2006

Panning for Butt Nuggets

A euphamistic expression that makes the chore of cleaning the cat litter seem more enjoyable

There's feline gold buried in these parts. I reckon you could strike it rich panning for butt nuggets.

by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004

Crusty Butt Nuggets

The same concept as dingle-berries. Crusty pieces of turd that dried on your stanky ass hair in lil precious nugs. People specifically in Parma, OH - try to collect as many as possible as delicious ass treats when tossing salad (licking a butthole for sexual pleasure) is a delicacy - highly popular amongst the, booty boy butt hoes.

Todd: Hey Chad, I heard you've been saving those crusty butt nuggets especially for me. Can't wait to taste those delicious salad toppings tonight.

by Alimew November 27, 2022

Butt Dial

When you pull a number completely out of your ass because some idiot just assumes that you have that person's number.

Let me just pull her number outta my ass. It'll be a real butt dial.

by John Sells T-Shirts May 2, 2011

butt cheek sex

To slide a "rod" between two spink cheeks and pumping it back and forth until climax is reached. (without actually penetrating the colossus cages of brown town)

"Sir, may I use butt cheek sex on your daughter, so that she remains a virgin until marriage"

by Cranston Jones February 15, 2008