White Trash Cocktail

The post coitus dessert treat which coats the penis, consisting of a thick slimey layer of pussy juices, semen and condom lubrication, which is licked off by the female partner in order to cleanse the male member or "finish him off."

"I fucked her and I had a white trash cocktail, so I made her lick it off."

"So we fucked and all I could think about after was how bad I wanted to take shower to get this white trash cocktail slime off my cock."

"I went to lick the white trash cocktail, but when I tasted it, I realized there was no condom lube...that's when I figured out he just ripped open an alkaseltzer."

by JimandJohn May 31, 2009

white trash bidet

Using "baby wipes" to clean your gentials or anus after going to the bathroom. The wipes take the place of a real bidet.

Jimmy wasnt feeling fresh after his bowel movement, so he used a white trash bidet to clean up.

by gulliver22 February 13, 2008

White Girl Tax

A Tax that foreign guys must pay to white women, in America, for taking the jobs of white men. Since white men no longer have jobs they are not able to buy things, hence foreigners need to supplement it with gifts or cash for the women.

"You better pay up your white girl tax at the end of the month. Remember it's 2/3 of your salary, not including back rubs."

"Foreigners have to pay an extra tax in America, The White Girl Tax."

by BrownHolyCow April 29, 2013

white owl smoker

a homosexual male. a 'white owl' is a brand of cigar, and also a humorous euphamism for a phallus.

"he wasn't too interested in going to the titty bar, maybe he's a white owl smoker"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

White Water Wristing

Jacking off, polishing the pewter, wrestling the one eyed snake, training the purple headed warrior, cleaning the pipes, masterbating,

Damn, is that guy white water wristing in the hottub?

by Allison January 21, 2004

White Trash Smash

When your walking down the hallway at school and 2 groups of trashy people come up on either side of the hall and refuse to move so you get smashed between the groups.

"I was walking down the hall and was totally white trash smashed."

"I hate that hallway, there are so many white trash smashes down there"

by Immmalee February 17, 2009

white-water rafting

When a girl gets a money shot (jizz) from 3 or more guys on each cheek and in her mouth.

Katrina likes to go white-water rafting on the weekends with the Bee-Gees.

by Joe W. October 11, 2004