Kensington Cheese Dog

A Kensington Cheese Dog is a hot dog with a surprising used condom hidden inside. These can often be found in the Kensington section of Philadelphia where they originated. Up until 2009, they were always consumed by mistake, until the population of Kensington began to enjoy them so much that they became a regular item on menus in the area.

*IMPORTANT* These are not to be confused with fortune cookies that have used condoms hidden inside found at Chinese restaurants in the area. These are known as Chinese Oreos.

"How you doin'? Gimme a Kensington Cheese Dog with extra cheese, hold the rubber."

by NGC316 February 4, 2010

Dog Shit Splatter

The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.

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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.

Dave: "NICE!!"

by Rock it February 15, 2010

Side Undy Dog

Performing doggy style without removing the woman's underwear; instead, slightly parting them to the side.

"Bitch was too lazy to take her undies off so I gave her the Side Undy Dog"

by Semicolon Leftbracket September 28, 2009

Soggy hot dog

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A wet penis, soaked with ejaculate or lube, between two butt cheeks, male or female.

N.-

A bedraggled penis

Officer Julian relieved Officer Joe of his duties after giving him a soggy hot dog.

by xzero1500 September 4, 2014

Mississippi Mug Dog

The sexual act of 2 men "69ing" with lime (No you can't fucking use orange) Otter Pops in their anal cavities. As things get heated the ice pops melt and you get a treat to reward you for doing a good job.

* on phone* "Yo, Jake and I totally pulled a Mississippi Mug Dog last night. It was amazing, you should try it. Yeah, ok, love you too mom."

by MindOverModder October 8, 2017

your dog incest

used to insult someone that just roasted you with the your dad lesbian comeback.
an excellent counter attack that might save your life

guy: your dad lesbian
me: no your dog incest lmao

guy: oh fucc *commits suicide*

by saltysoldierr March 14, 2018

Trouser Chili Dog

A trouser chili dog is created when a guy accidentally diarrhea's his jeans and gets some on his plumper.

Alt. The "end" result of anal sex with a diarrhea sufferer.

Bob got really drunk at the frat party and served himself a double helping of trouser chili dog.

alt. Tom was taking it in the ass and left Sam with a trouser chili dog as a gift.

by hobotronic2037 February 27, 2011