Cool kid Walter

Cool kid Walter is an especially cool kid character found in outdated geography textbooks. Walter is usually found in some cool lid shades and his edgy Walkman.

Teacher- “open your books to page 34”

Students- *go wild because they see cool kid Walter*

by Cool kid Walter school book May 15, 2019

Taking Out The Kids

An ominous text you get from someone: could be talking about murder, could be talking about fast food.

"Linda, I'm taking out the kids. They earned it."

by asdfghjkl0345 May 27, 2019

Kid

Not mike wheeler.

Mike: wE'rE nOt KiDs AnYmOre

by Sappy.dolly June 4, 2019

shoulder with the kids

The opposite of hip with the kids. Someone might be shoulder with the kids if they're considered behind the times, uncool, lame-o, or droll. They also might be shoulder with the kids if they know what "droll" means without looking it up.

Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.

by tentaclesandtea June 11, 2019

Kid

Not Mike Wheeler

Mike: We’re not kids anymore

by Itwillhappen June 15, 2019

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

dunkin kid

delinquent zidiot who spends all their time at dunkin donuts smoking reciepts and cinnamon buns.

welp, fuck it, i knew little dylan would grow up to be a zipperhead, dunkin kid, magnum opus ziggerot.

by steveupsidedown October 3, 2019