John

a person with a big dick

A john with a big dick!
John but BUILT different 😩

by jjayyyislagging July 10, 2021

Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.

How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?

by Green Seagull July 10, 2021

Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.

Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets

by milpool July 11, 2021

john

random normal guy that works at some company you have no idea exists

guy 1: *working*
john: *walks up* my shift is done
guy 1: ok?

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021