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Joe Goldberg

Joe Goldberg is a fictional character from the show "you" which is based off of a book series written by the author Caroline kepnes

The show currently has four seasons

Joe Goldberg is a stalker a creepy one at that, when we first meet him in the show he proves this immediately and is clearly creepy, some might say the mayor of creep ville. An obsessed hypocrite at heart, delusional too.
Oh did you hear about the show "you"? Joe Goldberg is the literal worst to ever exist!
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The Golden Turkey

Similar to getting a turkey, but finishing in a different hole each night.
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JAckson goldstone

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The golden age of America

"The golden age of America begins right now."
-Donald J. Trump
January 20, 2025
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Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
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CU Golden Knight

An activity occuring at a campus in Potsdam where a man and his friends all piss on another one of their friends, all night.
Jerry: hey, i’m pretty bored. what do you wanna do?
darren: let’s give brian a CU golden knight tonight!
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Max Goldberg's Legs

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.
Have you seen Max Goldberg's legs? They look extra beefy today.
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