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White Shirt Brigade

The white shirt brigade is the collective term for a group of typical unintelligent, unremarkable fuckboys, most commonly found leering in your local club, or often being the loudest table in Nando’s while taking pictures of their food. They are often found in groups of 6-12, and their trademark night out attire consists of matching crisp, white, buttoned up casual shirts, usually branded with a small Fred Perry or Ralph Lauren logo in order to convey the facade that they have any sort of notable wealth or success in life, yet their proudest achievement in life is a BTEC in sport science. Regular haircuts are a must for the white shirt brigade, keeping it short and often with tramlines and eyebrow slices to ensure that the douchebag look is perfected before the big lads night out. They are also often seen in and out of the local tanning shops, or browsing the vests in Primark preparing for their lads holiday to Magaluf. White shirt brigades are well known for prowling the club looking for those basic bitches clad to the teeth in over revealing outfits, ankle breaking heels and makeup which looks to be applied with a trowel. Other typical behaviour includes spending two days of their glass collecting wage on a bottle of Grey Goose in the local club, of course ensuring that every fuckboy has had a chance to take a photo with it for their instagram account, along with the pictures of their ‘cheeky Nando’s’ consumed earlier that evening.
‘Ah fuck, here come the white shirt brigade. Finish up, we’ll go to the next bar’
by vesta94 September 4, 2016
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Ms Hughes White

A dwarf teacher that looks like a little gremlin and has the fucking smallest breath
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white danganronpa cosplayer

girl 1: look at this person being cancelled on my fyp!

girl 2: oh, a white danganronpa cosplayer!
by m0nda3 June 11, 2021
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white boy early

1: "Hey man, why are you 15 mins early?"
2: "I just wanted to be white boy early today!"
by DontBeLateMFer January 17, 2011
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the other white meat

Used sexually, the genitalia of a prospective sexual partner. Either vagina (pussy) or penis (snake).
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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White Trash Cocktail

The post coitus dessert treat which coats the penis, consisting of a thick slimey layer of pussy juices, semen and condom lubrication, which is licked off by the female partner in order to cleanse the male member or "finish him off."
"I fucked her and I had a white trash cocktail, so I made her lick it off."

"So we fucked and all I could think about after was how bad I wanted to take shower to get this white trash cocktail slime off my cock."

"I went to lick the white trash cocktail, but when I tasted it, I realized there was no condom lube...that's when I figured out he just ripped open an alkaseltzer."
by JimandJohn May 31, 2009
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White Girl Tax

A Tax that foreign guys must pay to white women, in America, for taking the jobs of white men. Since white men no longer have jobs they are not able to buy things, hence foreigners need to supplement it with gifts or cash for the women.
"You better pay up your white girl tax at the end of the month. Remember it's 2/3 of your salary, not including back rubs."

"Foreigners have to pay an extra tax in America, The White Girl Tax."
by BrownHolyCow April 29, 2013
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