Gaying me down

When a situation arrives that hinders one from participating in events they would normally attend, or would like to attend.

When a person has prior obligations that obscure them from attending an event with their friends.

Guy 1 - "Hey man you gonna make the concert this weekend?"

Guy 2 - "Naw man, doc said I can't leave the house with my broke leg. Really "gaying me down".

"My girlfriend said I can't go to the titter this weekend, really gaying me down over here."

by Pancer Man December 6, 2013

squaddle me down

When someone wipes your ass for you because you ran out of toilet paper.

I asked Corey to help me out and he said he would squaddle me down anytime.

by MikeMilla December 10, 2013

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

control alt down

A combination of keys used to turn the screen upside down in windows.

good thing i know how to undo control alt down otherwise my computer would be fucked.

by Serpentail December 20, 2013

fall down bitch

A fall down bitch is a woman that will risk the well being of herself and/or immediate family members in order to please her bae/boo; usually a gang member or aspiring rapper. A "fall down bitch" typically has no viable source of income and has two or more children all of which are supported by our tax dollars. Also lacks self-esteem.

"Keisha left her babies at home by themselves so she could use her tax refund to bail her bae out of the county? She a fall down bitch foreal!

by Nittanybiko February 21, 2015

on the down and down

continuously on the decline.

His performance is on the down and down. Unless he works hard, he won't be able to pass the exams.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 March 18, 2015

It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

by Toilette March 30, 2015