Mr. Morrison

This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".

If you need something built, call Mr. Morrison.

by GrandpaBen September 25, 2020

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mrs schmitt

The annoyingest fucking teacher out there. Has a major ass hunchback that’s really noticeable. She tends to give her students sass and a bunch of homework. She is also really fucking ugly

Hey did you see Mrs Schmitt’s hunchback today. Ew the fuck

by shannon declarer March 18, 2019

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Mr laazis

Mr laazis is a stage name of a musical artist

where is mr laazis from?

by Ujugusma April 29, 2020

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Mr. Lancaster

A love/life therapist who helps distressed people, mostly families, for 8 weeks.

"If you need love consuling, I recommend Mr. Lancaster. He restored my love life and family"
" Mr. Lancaster helped my family through the toughest of times, he saved me from a divorce."

by green sparklezxx April 10, 2020

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