by Carsyndoesntownnonoblueballs December 2, 2020
Get the No no blue ballsmug. One of the Funniest scenes in television, this originates from the BBC Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf the episode is S6E2 titled Legion and it goes like this;
Rimmer: Go to Blue Alert.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I'd just feel more comfortable if we were all on our toes because everyone's aware it's a Blue Alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corps Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity".
Rimmer: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
Lister: Okay, okay.
He presses a button; a sign reading 'Alert' in blue lighting begins flashing pathetically in the corner of the cabin
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
...
Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I'd just feel more comfortable if we were all on our toes because everyone's aware it's a Blue Alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corps Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity".
Rimmer: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
Lister: Okay, okay.
He presses a button; a sign reading 'Alert' in blue lighting begins flashing pathetically in the corner of the cabin
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
...
Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
by Proper Sheffield lad April 29, 2022
Get the Blue alertmug. The name for the community of the most richest, sexiest, handsomiest, juiciest streamer known as BlueRyai. Commonly known as BBG for short
Question: What does BBG stand for?
A: Blue Brigade
B: Big Booty Guys
C: Big Bubba Girth
D: All of the above
Correct Answer: D
A: Blue Brigade
B: Big Booty Guys
C: Big Bubba Girth
D: All of the above
Correct Answer: D
by 1 Deleted Account October 2, 2023
Get the Blue Brigademug. He totally went to the gym after the break up and blue balls-ing himself a giant vein on his right arm
by 27/4 September 1, 2019
Get the Blue balls-ingmug. One of the most popular fanfictions in the Portal 1/2 fandom. Was written in 2011-2012 by wafflestories and can be found on FanFiction.net. It has 15 long chapters and is very popular, even being referenced in the Portal 2 Unauthorised Musical and many other media across the fandom.
by totally not a squip kinnie May 28, 2021
Get the Blue Skymug. Little blue pills with one side stamped “M” in a box, and the other side stamped “30” on half of it. All different shades of blue, ideally baby blue in color. This is a schedule I drug by the name of fentanyl. Manufactured all over the place, distributed all around. These are newer opiates flooding the streets, and can be snorted or smoked on tinfoil. Very well known for being found next to an overdosed person.
Where can I find blues?
I’ll trade you my bike for a blue.
Those blues are fire!!!!’
Yeah she smoked two blues and can’t even sit up straight….
I’ll trade you my bike for a blue.
Those blues are fire!!!!’
Yeah she smoked two blues and can’t even sit up straight….
by Psychedelicsami November 13, 2021
Get the Bluesmug. When you and your homies run a train on a freaky girl after every single guy in the gangbang took a Blue Chew.
Hey did you hear about what Stephanie did last night?
No bro what happened?
She got a Blue Chew Chew Train ran on her.. rumor has it she hasn't walked the same since.
No bro what happened?
She got a Blue Chew Chew Train ran on her.. rumor has it she hasn't walked the same since.
by B1gnickenergy March 6, 2025
Get the Blue chew chew trainmug.