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red’s theory

when drinking at Red’s, the bar on the sacred heart university campus, you get extremely drunk off of very few drinks. This theory has many witnesses to its validity, however there should be more testing as to why it happens to prove that it may be true.
“Have you gone to Red’s”

“Yeah, the Red’s Theory is definitely real”

Oh yeah, definitely
by shustudent1 October 5, 2021
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Red-Necking

When two red neck hillbillys give eachother head in a barn or trailer park
"Well shoot Ricky i was just red-necking with gawd dayum Joe and it was amazing"
by Tacodawg21 September 29, 2025
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Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".
"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024
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red anal condition

Red anal condition is an inflammation of the skin around poop chute ,inner thighs ,and apple bag as a result of sharing thus becoming trapped in the undershorts
Rick developed a bad case of red anal condition while starting at work thus setting his apple sack , rectum,and thighs on fire causing him to ride side saddle on the fork truck
by BIG T 49 July 9, 2023
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Red Zombie

Someone who drinks something red (usually wine) before getting brutally facefucked. They will be moaning and choking for air like a zombie. Right when the man is ready to bust he stuffs his whole dick in the red zombies throat and finishes in the back while still pumping causing the red zombie to throw up red puke and cum (looking like red zombie vomit).
Yo I knew she might be turning when we was sipping red wine I didn’t think she could take my whole dick. I was right! It looked like she was throwin up blood she really turned into a red zombie!
by NDC December 17, 2023
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Red Year

A really cool motherfucker that everyone loves, especially his mom, and really sexy with a cute chest
Delaney: Have you seen Red Year, he’s so awesome!

Ryan: For real, he’s so sexy too, like I just want to dig in to that ass
Delaney: Same!
by Not-RedYear April 1, 2024
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Red Rocky Ranger

Second in command to Pink Rikki Ranger in the superhero group; The Phantom Rangers.

Red Rocky Ranger not only obtains the same name as the original Red Power Ranger; Rocky, but he also obtains the strength and willpower of that same man.

Using his strength in battle, the Red Phantom Ranger is able to annhilate crowds of enemies at once, with this strength he rids Melbourne of evil.
PRR: "Red Rocky Ranger...It's Phantom Time!!"

RRR: "Right!!"
by Kyan Davies September 24, 2008
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