Friend

Something that I don't have

I don't have any friends

by Ihavenofriends September 3, 2019

My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 9, 2019

best friend rape

When you force someone to be your best friend against their will

Bob: “Be my bestfriend damnit”
Paul: Ah! Best friend rape!

by FrenchieMarie December 14, 2017

puffy friends

Friends that over period of time being single decide to have a meet up once in a while to get off or get dirty

Me and Richard are fed up of relationships we’re going to be puffy friends

by Holla gamer January 1, 2018

Friend

A person who been through everything and will be there for you. Most brunettes have blond best friends

I can’t believe me and my friend ate 15 hamburgers

by BeautyBæ January 7, 2018

Friends

Those fake people that made you feel happy that you don't have. I have only had two true friends. Me and my mom.

Mom: How was school?
Me: Normal
Mom: *doesn't lie and doesn't backstab*

Me: *breathes*
Me: Wow u r still alive that is amazing!
Me: I know I a guud fren
Me: u have no friends

by Reelbeech January 7, 2018

Irritating friend

That one friend that is so clingy and brags about her life when you have less than her and acts popular and lies about being with people but the person is right next to you.

Ale: Wow she's lying about stuff and saying she's with name but she really isn't with her.
Me: Ya, a irritating friend

by ARMYANDBTS4LIFE January 11, 2018