Burrito cat

A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side

May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink

Yes Diet Pepsi

by Crosonte October 17, 2018

baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018

Cat

Cat is a loving girl who had the biggest heart ever. But she wiñl figjt a bitch if she needs too. she can steal your mans so watch tf out.

"omg did you hear sbt the bad bitch cat?"
"yeah she fine asl"

by yourdadd November 7, 2018

3 cat theory

A theory that encapsulates Jesus Christ in a shell, relates to the KGB member in the light beyond the oceans. 3 cat theory.

Tom in the movie relate to the 3 cat theory.

by Jack Hagan November 8, 2018

cat

amazing creature

Person 1: "See that thing... what is it.. it's so beautiful and soft.."
Person 2 : "It's a cat.. cats really are beautiful and soft, ya know?'

by catsxarexawesome November 9, 2018

Cat

An evil demon creature of the night possessing the Deranged spirit of a devil in their afterlife. If a black cat crosses your path from the left, it is female. from the right, male. If it jumps down from a tree above and hisses at you before launching its razor sharp talons into your skin, it is the spirit of an Illuminati god. stay away. Save yourself from eternal darkness. Alone. Alone. Alooooooone.

“I swear, he’s gonna be a cat someday.”
“dude, don’t get all catty up in here!”
“Cat”

by Yasssssssssssskween November 9, 2018

Cat

A psyco maniac depressed serial killer who kills you if you get close to her friends, also a furry and I have Elon musk’s Flamethrower so watch out. Run, she will stab you with a knife if you hurt her friends and hugs you sometimes if she’s overly excited

Run from cat

by Ur mums gurl November 12, 2018