baby-stomping boots

A pair of boots that could sufficiently stomp on babies. Usually combat boots.
Danny: I love your Docs!
Nadia: Yeah, these are my baby-stomping boots.
by OlivieWolivie November 27, 2009
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baby nun brand

Toilet paper packaging with the picture of a baby with a towel draped over it's head.
I need to buy some baby nun brand, I'm running out.
by JBem December 27, 2005
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green baby

I taught my green baby to walk on its hands and juggle with it’s feet then sold it to the circus.

Those are two of the homeliest people I’ve ever seen. They would have some real green babies.
by Muff Crusher August 10, 2008
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Flobby Baby

When you roofie a girl and she goes limp, like a bag of dead babies behind an abortion clinic. Followed by having your way with your newly-made catatonic lady friend.
Gary: Hey Ted what did you do this weekend?

Ted: I did the flobby baby on that bitch from accounting.
by T-Swizzy January 3, 2010
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twin babies

The greatest band in this side of the Cosmos.
Dave fell off the amp, how funny.
Gonna see Twiin Babies whup some ass.
by Man With the Plan August 24, 2003
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Cringe baby

An insult to use on your friend when they are being annoying and cringe ... what a cringe baby
Dale your pissing me off stop being such a cringe baby
by Lord and saviour coolandy3 September 20, 2019
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Baby Mama Drama

When the dumb-ass baby mama starts shit because she is jealous of the new woman.
Baby mama probably got pregnant on purpose thinking she could hold on to the man-finds out ain't nothin' happening and gets mad. (Hint: The new woman probably doesn't have kids)
by tay-tay June 14, 2005
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