December 2

National give ur crush/gf/partner your hoodie day, YOU HAVE TO DO IT.

girl: gimme ur hoodie now
boy: why on earth would I do that????
girl: ITS December 2 SO GIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by kenzie__!! December 2, 2025

Person -2

satan in the urbandictionary universe. he speaks latin for some reason

Person -1: oh shit hide me
Person 0: what
Person -2: TE IN TESTICULOS CALCITRABO
Person 0: oh god no

by humanoidian December 3, 2025

The 1-2-Steppa maneuver

Getting out of a place you dislike (or not) real fast and without no one knowing (see Irish Goodbye)

John: Hey, where's Doug?
Frank: I don't know, he must've hit The 1-2-Steppa maneuver ...

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 4, 2025

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You are dying of boredom. Please tell a loved one you love them, or go to YouTube, or do something to quench this. Please you got this.

Boredom is consuming me, and some examples are typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

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The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

Butt Man (2 man)

when u go on a 2 man and u get any type of play like cracking, head, or getting jerked off.

went on a Butt Man (2 Man) with my friends

by taintking456 December 7, 2025

Hinkjob 2

Similar to a Hinkjob a Hinkjob 2 is the act of fondling another man's ass but this time instead of using a sex toy it is with the penis, without consent

"Loy gave Nug an unexpected Hinkjob 2 and he loved it."

by Big dick Randy geeked up December 10, 2025