13th times the charm

yes miguel it exists - gandhi

“I will syd 13th times the charm”

by huwoansj April 28, 2021

Tunnel time

Tunnel time: the act of going indoor skydiving in order to gain experience & sense of comfort before attempting the real thing.

Our tinder dates were really confused when we handed them helmets & they'd need it for tunnel time.

by Mystic Bean Lord July 5, 2022

reintroduction of screen time limits

When parents get to reintroduce screen time limits to their children as soon as COVID-19 pandemic ends, after 2 years of unavoidable increase of screen time durations during the lockdown caused by this pandemic

Once the pandemic was over, it was time for the reintroduction of screen time limits; my parents were ready to put those limits back in place after all that extra screen time during the lockdown caused by the pandemic.

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

Saban time

On the island of Saba in the Caribbean people will list an event to start at 11:15 but if you are familiar with Saban time you know it doesn't start until 1:30

Non saban: hey I thought you said the party started at 5

Saban: nah dude on Saba it's different

Non saban: ah , yeah Saban time

by Raccoon thot August 5, 2019

so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass

(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025

Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

by niquil July 2, 2021