by Kaboter September 13, 2017
Get the Hoemug. by frogscotch November 26, 2021
Get the insta hoemug. When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
Get the New Hoes Before Old Brosmug. Jaden Smith : How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real. Take the letters you get : HCMBRIOEAR.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.
Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.
Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.
by Equipe05 February 8, 2017
Get the crab hoemug. by young girl 1235 February 9, 2024
Get the i'm not your hoemug. A dumbass girl in your school that thinks everyone likes them. They usually have brunette hair but can be blonde. Don’t let them near your man because they will take them. Stay back they usually smell like fish. They are also snakes so be careful. They might just snatch up yo man
Your a big HOE
by Savannah’s December 19, 2019
Get the Hoemug. by !@#%^ June 2, 2018
Get the Man hoemug.