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cat with glasses

just a random thing that popped into my head
by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022
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Cats

Cats are cute animals that haves cute meow
'' I love cats''
by ilovecat69 July 12, 2022
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Acting like a Cat

1:your a furry
3: you live in a box

2: your a negative a-hole who is never positive
Someone acting like a cat- meow
Someone acting like a cat - I don't manipulate
by Idonlylikefurries April 22, 2023
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The Red Cat

The red cat is when u forcefully fuck a girl on her period and then eat her out after
i have Anna the red cat
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cat

A three letter word used to describe a domesticated animal or pet, that will bite your face off and never ever obey you. Almost everyone is allergic to them. BUT most people like them so they deal with it. "Cat" also describes other types...i.e., large, wild animals. Although more of an archaic reference now because it must have offended so many people that after all of the people that actually loved bigger cats used the word, they had to be bludgeoned to death lest word got out. So better be referring to a smaller cat, if you know what's good for you--mostly domestic. The larger 'cats' may be extinct or near to it or in captivity somewhere eating cornflakes and cabbage while being hideously being taught gender confusion. And farting a lot.

Well, phew. Most often four legged if those SOB neighbor kids haven't blown its leg(s) off or just kicked it so hard, it dies a few days later. Oh I digress. Cats are smart, determined in nature and more often than not quite 'bossy'. Can be extremely lovable if not tortured and willing to change. Although they most likely won't. heh
My cat has no fleas. Unless it has been in someone else's stinking, nasty yard or is trying to tell me he/she is being poisoned by yeah...

the NEIGHBORS. but not deliberately this time. No, this time the poison is just being sprayed all over and, naturally, one more time, "the neighbor's lawns". Or is it your own lawn. Who ever said, "what you don't know won't hurt you" was lying, negligent, complicit or all three. Low ball. Ouch.
by MonkeySees July 25, 2022
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Cats

Fluffy fur balls of love :)
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cat

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