E-jail

When the basic things to run your life all involve labyrinthine processes to get simple answers (forget about specialized, non-pre-recorded ones).

Example is having a utility bill emailed to you, then having trouble logging into their site to view it -- only to be sent to another series of screens to register, since it's your first time there ; or, to change passwords when you realize you don't recall the one you used two years ago when you first logged in (never having returned, since you chose to get paper bills for awhile after the Web service launched, but now the company has made it hard to do anything outside of online).

Oh, and generally, the experience of dealing with any service run by a large, government or corporate enterprise (cf. voicejail)

I couldn't call back because I was stuck in e-Jail trying to renew my license!

by BlackCrane May 1, 2019

E-dickt

An E-mail or text message containing a picture of a penis that was sent in anger or hostility.

Jim: Hey you got carbon copied on this e-mail from Larry too, John?

John: Yeah, He got laid-off and sent out an e-dickt to every one.

by Billy Venture October 22, 2010

e

THE BEST LETTER OF THE ALPHABET, NO QUESTION. YOU CAN ALSO SAY IT LIKE THIS: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS SO FUNNY SO RAID YOUR DISCORD WITH E

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by E IS THE BEST LETTER May 22, 2022

C h e c k m o b b

A washington gang that was made by teenagers that’s now on the map

Ayee yoo!!! did you hear the news? C h e c k m o b b is throwing a party tonight in the city.

by Høødmøbb OGs September 14, 2020

E girl

A girl on the internet who is bipolar and has such severe mood swings they’re always on their period

Omg that e girl was flirting with me one day and then the next she told me to hang myself

by The_indianscammer December 6, 2019

Wall-E World

Wall-E World is the startling realization that the 2008 Disney Pixar film is becoming a real-time documentary instead of dystopian fiction.

Me: I can't believe the sun looks so hazy. I've just never seen a sun that quite like this before.
Them: It looks like that because of the raging forest fires
Me: That's literally happening at the other end of the continent...
Them: Welcome to Wall-E World

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2021

E

E IS SUPERIOUR EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bob: E
Jeff:E E
Both: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by ANONYMOUS FROF LOVER 69 E August 24, 2022