the cheese

A homie thats very funny

Man that dude is the cheese

by your my cheese February 10, 2022

The cheese

The act of shoving a wedge of cheese up the anus of a female, then reaching in and pulling out the cheese at high speeds of at least 490mph then eating it.

*slams desk* C H E E S E

I the cheesed myself last night.

by Ur dad’s lawnmower February 02, 2022

The Cheese

The Cheese is a slang word for police. This is found in New Zealand, particularly in the Auckland area.

Slow down, The Cheese are on our tails.

by Auntie Henderson February 25, 2023

the cheese

The nickname of the baller. Usually found with a bottle in hand, The Cheese navigates massive amounts of substances and pharmaceuticals through out The Sea-Town region. Besides having an amazing tenacity towards females, The Cheese possess' a love for the Dope Game.

The Cheese was gettin his groove on at da club and I scored a half nizzle of some dizzity dank.

by the6ixhood December 02, 2021

Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.

Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!

by hatdogman_6 January 26, 2024

Artificial cheese

Robot semen

Dude,I would totally spray some artificial cheese on my phone because I’m into that sick robot porn

by Sjfkd December 30, 2017

National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 09, 2019