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December 2

Set your lockscreen as your favorite picture of your girlfriend and don’t ever change it
Girl: guess what day it is?
Boy: it’s December 2
by Funky mushroom December 1, 2021
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Dec 2

Set your lockscreen as your favorite picture of your gf, NEVER CHANGE IT!
Guy 1: hey have you changed your wallpaper yet? It’s dec 2
Guy 2: yes I did, it’s my gf now
by Funky mushroom December 1, 2021
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Ste Hill Part 2

This is part 2 and maybe there might be a part 3!

Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!

This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!

They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!

Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.

Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.

Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
Hey Ste hill part 2 did you like your card pal?
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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i_likefrogs.2

It’s the most swaggest person in the planet earth. I_likefrogs.2 can be found on TikTok. She has 187 followers. She kinda posts sometimes.
BRO HAVE YOU WATCH I_likefrogs.2 VIDEOS?!?
Nah bro
YOU SHOULD
by Frogsareswag963 December 4, 2021
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Dave Parky Part 2

Following up to part 1..

Dave Parky left his last company for his dirty stupid antics, said person now drives back for his old coach company back in Preston.

Parky lives in Bamber bridge and drives a blue Mercedes, said person had a wife Tracy Thornley who is completely oblivious to Dave parky’s antics and obviously she thinks he’s best thing since sliced bread!

Dave Parky likes to go about his day treating people and telling them to stop what they are doing because obviously he’s being found out.. he’s also going about telling people that himself and Nick will come down to sort things out 😂

Dave and Nick couldn’t fight through a wet paper bag and needs to think again about his friends! He also has another friend Andy newlands who’s also another wet wipe and likes to be piggy in the middle relaying messaging across because the big man Parky and hill can’t do it themselves.

Part 3 to come soon. Stay tuned people.
Hey Dave Parky part 2, why can’t you fight you own battles fatty?
by Dave_parky December 5, 2021
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3 2 1 Geometry Dash

A voice when In the silence part of dash and the voice will say three two one geometry dash before the ship part which lags on some mobile devices.
gd_player: have you heard the 3 2 1 Geometry Dash
non_gd_player: no, what's that
gd_player: 3.... 2.... 1....
gd_player: GEOMETRY DASH
*3x Ship part*
by TwinkleXwX February 13, 2024
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