Blah friend

A blah friend is a friend that gets annoying very fast but you keep them around simply because you’re bored. A blah friend usually talks about their life when no one asked. If you’re a blah friend, stop.

Friend: bro idk Vanessa has been acting like such a blah friend lately

Friend 2: so why are you still friends with her?

Friend: because she’s the only person to talk to when I’m bored.

by Haileyislazy on insta June 21, 2020

Dr. Brown & Friends

A series of wierd and wonderful shit related sexual activities

Dr. Brown & Friends includes acts such as Dr. Browns Stethoscope, Dr. Browns Lethal Injection, Dr. Browns Bog Run and many more!!

by Marc Le Claire December 14, 2008

Charles’ Friends

A bisexual person (usually sexy).

Are you one of Charles’ friends?

by silverleaf28 October 19, 2022

Friending

A racist way to say friend (mainly) in a mocking way to someone of usually (South Asian descent)

You are very friending indeed Sir!

by G.G.D July 26, 2024

Friend

Nothing is a friend for you and your gonna jump out a window

are you. My friend?

The girl: Nope

by Austin is nothing to see :) October 27, 2021

Friend bomb

When you click on a friend's name on facebook and load them up with all your best friends.

I don't usually friend bomb someone who plays Farmville, no matter how good their posts are, it's embarrassing. But if they prove themselves long enough, I will even friend bomb them.

by BridgetObama June 20, 2011

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023