EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

my reaction when visiting r/noahgettheboat

person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*

by direct crit October 21, 2023

What the Laugh was that?

Similar to WTF but more of a lighthearted, easy going feel. Its also used in a more humorous way, like you cant believe something that funny just happened. It can also be shortened to What the Laugh or WTL?

This morning a guy bicylced by me on a 10 foot unicycle, the only thing i could respond with was What the laugh was that?

by Dances the Funky Chicken May 30, 2011

What's up?

what is going on?

"Hey, what's up? I haven't heard from you in a while. How have things been?"

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

Malaysia version of "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"

Dude dont talk about the other night. Shiva is already crying about it every night. No Matang jokes alright? What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.

by TheJenerate March 3, 2021

what's a crack

Asking someone what's up with them usually used in Irish or British country's.

" to mate what's a crack lad"

by Bigsteladd December 31, 2018

what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey

What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.

by marcopolio January 27, 2005

what a dude

The man. An absolute stud.

Guy 1: *prevents falling over by stepping over a banana*
Guy 2: what a dude

by jstavh December 30, 2022