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Life

What kind of life do you think I’m going to have?
Hym “Seriously. The most famous grocery store clerk? I’ll do that everyday while the townsfolk come by my stock to throw tomatoes. Sound good? Probably (to you). What would a 5 year plan to punish the whores who fucked that cripple look like? Year 1, acquire everything I’ll need for my 5-year plan. Year 2, find out where they live. Year 3, get a handle one their schedules. Year 4, make a sub-plan within the 5-year plan. Year 5, implement both plans. Everyone who matters is happy. Everyone who matters wins. Maybe have a go at anyone who refused to pay for my services or at the very least drag them down to Hell with me. That’s sounds like a life worth living to me.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
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Bag for life

A bag from ASDA that has the text Bag for Life on it but actually breaks in the 2 minutes you get it. It is also an equivalent to stupid ASDA bag.
For example "ugh my bag for life lied to me" or "why the bag of life why do you have to break"
by Hello I dont know November 25, 2020
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LOOK AT MY LIFE

A self obsessed person who constantly posts everything in their lives on social media.
That new girl at the gym annoys me, she's a "LOOK AT MY LIFE".
by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021
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Life

by globglogabgalab21 June 12, 2019
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THOOOOBJGUN LIFE

Law breakers law broker's LBJ2K live BY the GUNS and DIE BY the triggers. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED thoooobJgun life.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
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Life

Life has the same feeling as a gorilla violently pulling your pubic hair, and the hair keeps regenerating every 2 seconds and there's no way to get them to stop.
by ShadowWar69 January 14, 2021
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life

something everybody is worried about but there are only some who sees it's beauty..too short to live so just enjoy every moments they'l not be back again!
by Mishhhhti November 23, 2023
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