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by Scrufflorrd June 26, 2023
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Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.
I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.
by Assdickmcfuckface March 13, 2022
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fart mommy

when your sugar mommy has a scat kink you have to fufil
damn bro, you got yourself a fart mommy, what a unique way to make bank!
by thebiggestwettestfussy March 1, 2022
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Vagina Blood Farts

Her Vagina Blood Farts was obvious due to her bloody dark blue stripe high mid waist full butt brief panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which was a lovely reason to cry!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
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Ego Fart

When you think your idea is original and great when you are absolutely lying to yourself and everyone else because all you did was rename/rebrand someone else's idea, especially if you blew up the original policy and only rewrote the same thing with a different title. Some people do this just to praise themselves. Having your own label on a policy decision is only for your ego, and that ideology stinks and is immature.
President Trump blowing up the NAFTA deal and then changing the name with the same policies and countries was a huge ego fart.
by Arizona Mildman December 1, 2018
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That shit is farts

not even compostable, not even instructive, just a self-expiring puff of toxicity. A hollow echo of decay.
Imagine a fashionable latina teen critiquing the whole of Capitalism, "ugh, that shit is farts."
by Sovereign of Grace October 12, 2025
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fart warmer

Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.
by Chas501 January 8, 2018
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