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We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
by QuacksO December 5, 2017
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Life...

Life is about FucK1Ng Santhosh and Dhairya so hard until they finally will engulf us men in cream. Santhosh and Dhairya created this biological weapon knows as the URANUS cannon which shits- i mean shoots out replicas of the planet URANUS from the a$$ which looks like a black hole about to sug on sum cum. we will support for the supreme pride of sucking. I WILL CREATE THE SUCKING EMPIRE! Santhosh can be ranked to "Pwincess of suck" while Dhairya can be "Emperor suck". I will be known as the...ONE...who has the ability to suck like a black hole ;))))))))))
Life is inspirational...it is such a valuable gift from me...yes I gave yall life...yeah so cherish life with cumplete suction passion.
by Fateh Dar July 21, 2022
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Life

Death โ˜ ๏ธ I have to get a good ๐Ÿ˜Œ or your own food ๐Ÿฒ or you are going out for the first day or so after dinner ๐Ÿฝ and I have no water ๐Ÿšฟ food ๐Ÿฒ and you can make your phone โ˜Ž๏ธ your food ๐Ÿฒ is very helpful in keeping you in the water ๐Ÿšฟ water ๐Ÿšฟ and food ๐Ÿฒ you are a must try to keep the good ๐Ÿ˜Œ in our water ๐Ÿšฟ your food
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Life Lesson Rap

When The Rap lyrics lowkey change your life from how deep they are, like when you're listening to some Kung-Fu Kenny and you just hear the deepest bar that hits home so hard that you stare into the distance for 30 seconds pondering the meaning of life or something
''You don't even remember what the issue is, you just trying to find where the tissue is''

''Wait a minute that's actually so real, that's some life lesson rap''
by Jay_The_Science_Guy January 9, 2025
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A life

Something you donโ€™t have ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ And neither do I do I canโ€™t say anything ๐Ÿคจ
Brian:do you have a life
You:haha no
Brian: haha

You: no seriously

Brian:๐Ÿ˜€
by Bbg๐Ÿ˜ May 16, 2021
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The meaning of life

A: Whats the meaning of life?

B: Well what do you make of it?

A: I guess I completed life... I have a job and good health...

B: What have you made of it?

A: I don't know.

B: Think about it.

A: I thought heaven wa-

B: But is there really a god?

B: Think about it.
by Vafkealph May 2, 2017
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