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John

swag king BESTIE :) -riley
John = swag king
by uh swag 🥺 January 14, 2021
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John

I am john
by Buusiness October 9, 2019
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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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John and Gabby

The couple known for giving handjobs and playing with anal beads. John is known for his squeaky voice and round ass head and Gabby is known for her god awful stench. If you see them walk the other way.
I think that’s John and Gabby let’s walk the other way.
by KevinKeven2011 October 6, 2025
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John

Wow John is on the field.
by My ass is huge no homo June 13, 2020
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slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018
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John Semple

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...
by 4832 August 30, 2018
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