Friend

Something that I don't have

I don't have any friends

by Ihavenofriends September 3, 2019

My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 9, 2019

GOOD friend

Someone who doesn't watch'Ma' without you when you said you'd watch it together. not fake not rude loyal loyalty watches movies with you

I am a good friend. You are not.

by Ja'Diyah September 17, 2019

friends

something you don’t have

Person 1: You have no friends, bastard.

Person 2: ikr

by ASDF162 September 20, 2019

friends with beneflits

Two or more of your sexual partners who all "know about each other and are okay with it", and therefore they do not mind if you "flit" around amongst them to obtain some "variety" while getting your rocks off.

Engaging in group-sex eliminates the need to ask your intimate partners whether they mind if you have them as "friends with beneflits", since you are already simultaneously having sex with them, and so it's perfectly obvious that they are all cool with what you're doing.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019

Fake friend

A bitch that talks behind your back and makes you feel like shit behind your back or to your face

Omg that girl and your crush looks good together

(Fake friend)

by Bwianbfj September 23, 2019

International give your best friend a kiss on the cheek day

He/she are your best friend, do you seriously need an explanation? GO KISS THEM ON THE CHEEK

karl walks in, Joy jumps on him and gives him a kiss, and does he, then they scream HAPPY INTERNATIONAL GIVE YOUR BEST FRIEND A KISS ON THE CHEEK DAY!

by thebanguditsa September 24, 2019