You being smart

A horrendous quote used by people from boston

68% of Boston citizens said Tom Brady didn't cheat
The other 32% said " You being smart"

by Swag Elephant March 5, 2015

Why are you looking at this?

When your friends catch you with downloaded ginger midget porn on your computer.

Person 1: Pardon me kind sir, would you be as kind as to allow me to use your computer? My laptop crashed a couple days ago and I need to watch my daily dose of porn.

Person 2: Uh...Yeah... Just don't click on the folder that says Private Porn.

Person 1: As you command, my good man. (instantly clicks on Private Porn folder) (clicks on the video file)

Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ THE HELL IS THIS BRO HOLY FUCKBERRIES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? FUCK THIS STUFF SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Person 2: Aw crap... Well... At least now I can go define this on urbandictionary now.

Person 1: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

by FondleMyDongle June 30, 2015

love you hoe

A phrase usually said to a freind or between there "squad" when saying goodbye

L'money- bye hoe see you tomorrow

Icey- yeah bye hoe

Z- alright by love you hoe's

by ZZkhaled-AnotherOne April 13, 2016

you are my favorite

Payments talk for you are bloody average but it feels like you need a pep talk today

You are my favorite agent,
All my favorites are working tonight

by el paymento June 23, 2019

fuck you and die

I'm running out of words, you've exhausted my intelligence to the point of fuck you and die!.

I'm running out of words, you've exhausted my intelligence to the point of fuck you and die!.

by Headspace April 1, 2019

Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman, cry and say thank you to ruin your chances with her forever.

"It was good until he did the wet thank you and we went back to being just cousins."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019

fuck you, haha

this phrase is the most passive aggressive thing an individual can say. it is meant to be used in a scenario in which the individual speaking wants to inflict an insult without being too harsh.

“dude, did you really just say that about kaylee? you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. i’ll actually murder you, you piece of shit fucking dweeb nigga. i fucking hope your mom dies. fuck you, haha.

by thatjawnfat April 29, 2019