Cat

A bitch ass how that will fucking mess you up if you grab it vagina and shove it up your fucking ass

A super flufffy cat is purring

by Jfndusi December 6, 2018

cat noodleing

cat noodleing is the simple proccess of skining a cat then deep frying its babies and eating them with mustard.
#catshaveonlyonepurpose

cat noodleing is such an asian classic.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

cat ranch

A workplace where you try to manage many different people who work very hard hard to do something different from what you want them to do.

Man, everyone can't seem to work together . How do you manage this cat ranch?

by Skram22 July 20, 2017

Indoor Cat Syndrome

The inability for someone to see past the first step in a plan, thereby being clueless as to what to do when it is successful. So named because indoor cats always pine to go outside, staring out the window all day, trying to sneak out the door, but once outside, they have no step 2 to the plan.

This one guy was planning to kill his wife for insurance money, but once he did, he had no idea what to do next and was caught quickly. He really had Indoor cat syndrome on that one.

by indoorcatsyndrome July 24, 2017

pulled a cat

Start to hit random items while hissing.

Did you see Mark? He just pulled a cat on an innocent plant!

by Lolofthecat August 13, 2017

Cat Flap

Labia (Pussy Lips)

I bought alkaline soap for my cat flaps.

by Rhino That is Albino August 3, 2017

Cat

Really cute things that like sleeping and are so soft and adorable and make people happy.

I love my cat!

by Kittylover4life April 18, 2018