Blue Moose Clap

Blue Moose Clap (BMC) is an STD that is easily contracted. BMC can be contracted by saliva or other bodily fluids. If you think you are infected with BMC tell someone immediately. Symptoms show up anywhere from 12 hours to 3 days after being in contact with the STD. Symptoms include, but not limited to, Urine that may appear in a blue hue. It can look light blue or dark blue. Another symptom of BMC is swollen genitalia. It can also be hard to urinate while infected with BMC. BMC is a lifelong std, which means you carry it forever. Symptoms may last for up to two weeks.

Oh yeah, I heard Blake got Blue Moose Clap from that brunette chick.

by DaDeborah$ November 4, 2025

Blue M&M

The m&m with a massive egg shaped head and massive feet like I’m talking triple the size of a normal human and very skinny legs

Dude you got feet like The Blue M&M’s

by EpicGamer5837 May 4, 2022

super blue blood moon

A super blue blood moon happens when a super moon, when the moon is closest in it's orbit to the Earth and it is 26% bigger and 30% brighter, a blue moon, the second full moon of a month and has nothing to do with the color, and a blood moon, which is a complete lunar eclipse which causes the moon to appear red, coincide.

A super blue blood moon is coming up on January 31st of 2018. The most recent one happened over 150 years, and will not happen again for an extremely long time.
People in Alaska, the Hawaiian islands, the western US, the Middle East, Asia, eastern Russia, Australia, and New Zealand will have the best view of this amazing event.

The super blue blood moon is very rare and an amazing sight.

by Psycho_Fangirl January 24, 2018

No no blue balls

No no blue balls is Avery's not yours carsyn

Use lethal force "no no blue balls"

by Carsyndoesntownnonoblueballs December 2, 2020

Blue

The color of:

- Smurfs
- Crystal Meth,
- Balls when they get none
- The unbold
- Slowness
- Sociopaths
- Corpses
- Basic bitches

Mike: The only car I can afford is, bluer than a smurfs balls after doing 9 rocks and getting dissed by a bus full of basic bitches. I hate it.
Me: I'm so sorry

by Rathmagar January 25, 2019

blues traveler

Sexual intercourse during which both parties have a harmonica in their mouths.

The blues traveler move may make the most god-awful sounds, but the hook will always bring that lover back.

by Illegalpriest May 11, 2020

blue woo

the female equivalent of blue balls

We were making out until his mom got home...left me with a serious case of blue woo.
Boys get blue balls, girls get the blue woo...or the woo blues.

by la Moiecca January 7, 2018