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Christmas 2

A second christmas holliday that was started by people who wish there was more than one, and who wish for one that doesn't have a lot of materalism in it.
Christmas 2 is celebrated on June 25th, that is exactly 6 months after christmas 1 or as some people call it christmas.
by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012
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2 clown party

A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.
Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns

at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example

Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”
by Serluke April 25, 2019
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I invented and made and created muahlonnbe 2 muahlonnbeardicks in womuahlonnbehinds. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 3, 2025
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2 mm defeater

ppl with small penises can use this line of words and mean it, but there is also ppl with BIG dicks that use it
small penis example: bro where is your dick? firend: its a 2mm defeater
big penis example: mhmm daddy its soo big. guy with big dick: yeaa its a 2 mm defeater
by sandeR_heh January 10, 2024
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Base 2

by BreadAndEggs July 8, 2025
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Mazda 2 Driver

Mazda 2 Drivers (noun):
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
Usage: mazda 2 drivers

“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
by Isaaacsnotreal May 25, 2025
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May 2

National kiss a guy named Ben day
(Especially if you are blond)
“ bro it’s may 2”
Shoot where’s Ben”
by Mikey47 February 1, 2022
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