Weather Wood

When a meteorologist gets really excited over a big weather event.

Person 1: "Wow there is a huge storm coming in!"
Person 2: I know, the weather guy is getting a weather wood."

by M1D1 August 21, 2014

Fire wood

Male plagued with chlamydia or Gonorrhea.

Male who is gifted in the underpants.

Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food

She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.

Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.

I’m a stud at cutting up firewood

by Pdiddypablo April 23, 2018

Annabel Woods

The most lovely and kind-hearted girl. Always smiling and always happy. Bubbly, joyous, fun to be around.

Annabel Woods is such an awesome friend.

by wyd wyd wyd April 3, 2019

Fancy Wood

wood that is carved excellently, making it fancy.

"Hey guys, theres a lot of fancy wood back there"

by OhHaiDerItsAlec February 13, 2010

Woods of Ypres

A Canadian metal band centered around singer/guitarist David Gold from the early 2000s until his death in 2011. The bands style began as black metal, gradually shifting to a more doom/gothic sound.

I love Woods of Ypres’ music. Shame what happened to them.

by DimeTime2006 July 24, 2021

Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!

Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!

by SP1031 February 23, 2017

Wood butt

Wood butt

A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.

Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.

Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"

Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"

Me: "Can you help or not?"

Friend: "Well I would but..."

Me: "What the f, you still have it."

by Hwolf August 23, 2012