floating a brain

One "floats a brain" by pulling your testicles out of the fly hole of your pants and proceed about your normal business without acknowledging the exposed genitals. This is typically done in bars or at parties.

I floated a brain at the party last weekend. I will be floating a brain this evening at the social function.

by bigEC July 19, 2014

high-floating

bombastic; high-falutin’.

Your write-up is full of high-floating words.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011

floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text

'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'

by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013

let it float in the river

When you let someone or something go which you know will make you cry later but it's the best for you

I liked him for nine years but he had a girlfriend so, I let it float in the river.

by Orangepinks March 27, 2025

floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.

She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.

by Foxcraft August 30, 2016

Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.

Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.

by licktenstein October 3, 2018

Burger Float 4Ever

A huge dishonerable piece of shit who smells like a McPlayplace in rural Georgia. Has the consistency of grandma's famous southern chili.

Ralph: You wanna go get a Burger Float 4Ever?

D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.

by SkinFlute_9/11_NeverForget February 7, 2023