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Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
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wake up the neighborhood

a military term meaning to give up your position or make it more aware that you are there.
person 1: “Boss, do you want me to shoot these enemys?”

person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”

person 3: “copy that.”
by Clay Spenser December 7, 2022
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national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch
by bubabear101 June 17, 2021
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sleep wake

your so tired your not
at 3am im usually sleep wake
by Jacobyaboi April 18, 2020
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chrissy wake up

eddie: chrissy wake up I don't like this chrissy wake up time to wake up WAKE UP NOW CHRISSY
by Big_Sussy_Amogus September 9, 2022
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Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.
After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.
by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020
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Wake Gobbers

A relatively new phrase, coined by the transition from the harassment of overweight individuals with the catchphrase "Weight Goals" that shifted to "Wei-Goals!" (sped-up) and finally ended up becoming "Wake gobs," which has now transitioned into the final phase, "Wake Gobbers."

The term no longer refers to overweight individuals but is primarily used in a situation where something unusual has happened, implying that it is a "Gobbers moment" and that it's time for everyone to "Wake Gobbers."
Justin: What the hell, I just won the lottery yesterday.

Steven: Wake gobbers! Wake gobbers! That's a gobbers moment right there. Wake gobbers!
by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023
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